freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

(via agentrodgers)

kootah:

323kitten:

lilnympho:

Moschino Ready To Wear Spring Summer 2015 Milan by Jeremy Scott: Charlotte Free

Hell no I would be so scared I would so eat shit

!!!! I LOVE HER AWWWWWWW

wth props to this girl

(Source: kathybethterry, via sandiroseskips)

getlestrade:

Lestrade in The Sign of Three

(via starkiddraco)

khione:

*accidentally calls a teacher “bae”*

(Source: tsav, via theres-n0-placelikehome)

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: Game boy that survived an explosion

genderoftheday:

Today’s gender of the day is: Game boy that survived an explosion

(via panicdog)

iamacoyfish:

theartofanimation:

Alexandra Khitrova

Love love these mermaid designs. Especialllyyyy the seahorses. :) But these comps are great. I’m glad we can’t see their faces. 

(via thewinteriscomingsoldier)

junejuly15:

Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Firth and Gary Oldman on the Red Carpet, Venice Film Festival - 2011

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malfoygrangers:

- “Feels strange to be going home, doesn’t it?”- “I’m not going home. Not really.”

malfoygrangers:

- “Feels strange to be going home, doesn’t it?”
- “I’m not going home. Not really.”

(via stormafter)

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via dominchic)

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

(Source: fuckyeahairplaness, via cumberbatchaddictsanonymous)

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via cumberbatchaddictsanonymous)

hithertokt:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

I am seriously cracking up right now XD

I literally spat out my beer about the dick smacking one.

(via bluetieangel)

dearest-danielle:

good ol’ days.

dearest-danielle:

good ol’ days.

(Source: true-movie-magic, via dominchic)

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

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